He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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