SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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