I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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