Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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