so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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