But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
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