take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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