did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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