He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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