i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
This baby is an asshole
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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