now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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