doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I am mentally ready for anal.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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