I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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