I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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