That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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