so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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