My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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