just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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