Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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