this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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