It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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