I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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