Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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