If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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