Pappa wants mamma naked
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
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