she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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