Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
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