Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
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