For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
tell me about the eggs
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