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Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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