he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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