alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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