This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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