His pubic hair was longer than his dick
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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