i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
