There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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