You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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