quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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