He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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