The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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