The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
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