Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
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