forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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