I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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