there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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