Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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