Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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