so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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