How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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