..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
they're like a gay fantastic four
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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