The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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