shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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