why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
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