Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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