everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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