remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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