Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Randomize
