no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Randomize