Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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